What's Normal?

Exploring the state of your parents' relationship and how it shaped your childhood dynamic.

Are you letting micro-vibrations do the heavy lifting, or are you manually scrubbing like your ancestors? Cast your vote on how you brush.

Are you a perfectionist who carefully squeezes the nozzle for an even dollar total, or do you let the pump stop whenever it wants?

Are you a highway vigilante warning oncoming traffic about speed traps, or do you let fellow drivers face the law alone?

Despite every box explicitly warning against putting cotton swabs inside your ear canal, millions do it anyway. Are you defying medical advice or playing it safe?

Be honest about whether you need heated bean water or some other caffeinated beverage to function or if you are actually operating on natural energy.

Is an onion a vital crunch of culinary perfection or a sulfurous distraction from the meat? Cast your vote on this burger debate.

When someone enters a public bathroom while you are in a stall, do you make a noise to signal your presence, or do you remain completely silent?

Are you actually maintaining your dental hygiene daily, or do you just perform a panic-floss right before seeing the dentist?

Do you take single-use paper or plastic, or do you collect reusable bags only to leave them in the trunk every single time?

Ears are entry-level. We're looking into eyebrows, noses, navels, and beyond. Let's see how much metal you're carrying.

Is slathering your thumb in spit to turn a book page a handy reading shortcut or a disgusting biohazard?