
What's Normal?
You may be more normal than you think!

Do you wash your windshield when you fill up?
When you fill up your vehicle with gas, do you regularly clean your windshield?

When do you typically open Christmas presents?
When do you typically open Christmas presents?

Do you typically go to Church on Christmas Eve?
Do you typically go to Church on Christmas Eve?

Do you usually host a non-family Christmas party?
Do you usually host a non-family Christmas party?

Do you prefer white or colored lights on your Christmas tree?
Do you prefer white or colored lights on your Christmas tree?

Do you purposely listen to Christmas/Holiday music?
Do you purposely listen to Christmas/Holiday music?

Do you know how to drive with a manual transmission?
Do you know how to drive with a manual transmission?

Do you have/prefer a real or artificial Christmas tree?
Do you have/prefer a real or artificial Christmas tree?

Do you send out (mail) Christmas/Holiday cards every year?
Do you send out (mail) Christmas/Holiday cards every year?

Do you decorate your house (outside) for Christmas?
Do you decorate your house (outside) for Christmas?

Do you regularly use a phone caddy in your vehicle while driving?
Do you regularly use a phone caddy in your vehicle while driving?

Do you prefer white (breast/wing) or dark (thigh/leg) turkey meat?
Do you prefer white (breast/wing) or dark (thigh/leg) turkey meat?

When you set an alarm to wake up, do you regularly use the snooze button?
When you set an alarm to wake up, do you regularly use the snooze button?

Have you ever returned clothing that you've already worn?
Have you ever returned clothing that you've already worn?

Peanut Butter - Do you prefer Smooth or Chunky?
Peanut Butter - Do you prefer Smooth or Chunky?

Do you typically vote in NON-PRESIDENTIAL elections?
Do you typically vote in NON-PRESIDENTIAL elections?

Have you ever seen a psychologist/therapist/counselor?
Have you ever seen a psychologist/therapist/counselor?

Do you typically wear slippers around the house?
Do you typically wear slippers around the house?

Do you reset your trip odometer(s) after filling up/charging?
Do you reset your trip odometer(s) after filling up/charging?

How do you prefer your steak to be cooked?
How do you prefer your steak to be cooked?

Do you inspect what you leave in the toilet?
Do you inspect what you leave in the toilet?

(When) Do you wet your toothbrush before brushing?
(When) Do you wet your toothbrush before brushing?

Do you use a washcloth when you bathe/shower?
When taking a bath or shower, do you usually use a washcloth?

Do you follow/watch the Major League Baseball Playoffs?
Do you follow/watch the Major League Baseball Playoffs?

Do you have a landline telephone at home?
Do you have a landline telephone at home?

Do you regularly 'ride' your shopping cart from the store out to your car?
Do you regularly 'ride' your shopping cart from the store out to your car?

Hamburgers or pizza?
If you could only eat either pizza or hamburgers and had to completely give up the other, which would you choose?

Do you tuck your undershirt into your underwear?
Do you tuck your undershirt into your underwear?

Do you usually use a napkin or a paper towel?
Do you usually use a napkin or a paper towel?

Do you regularly drink alcohol non-socially?
Do you regularly drink alcohol non-socially?

Are your parents divorced/never married?
Are your parents divorced/never married?

Do you use an electric toothbrush?
When you brush your teeth, do you regularly use an electric toothbrush?

When filling up with gas, do you try to round to the nearest dollar?
When filling up with gas, do you try to round to the nearest dollar?

Do you flash your lights to warn other drivers of police?
When you see a police car, do you flash your lights to warn oncoming drivers?

Do you clean your ears with a cotton swab (Q-Tip)?
Do you use a Q-Tip to clean the wax out of your ears?

Do you "announce" yourself when you are in the stall?
When you are seated in the stall in a public bathroom, and someone else enters the bathroom, do you do anything to "announce" that you are there?

Paper, plastic or reusable?
When given the choice, do you usually use paper, plastic or reusable bags at the grocery store?

Do you have any piercings (other than in your ears)?
Besides earrings, do you have any piercings in your body?

Do you lick your finger to turn the page?
When reading a book or flipping through a magazine, do you regularly lick your finger/thumb to keep the pages from sticking together?

Do you typically pay off your credit cards monthly or carry a balance?
Do you typically pay off your credit cards monthly or carry a balance?

Coke or Pepsi?
If you had to drink one, would it be Coke/Diet Coke or Pepsi/Diet Pepsi?

Do you regularly use Wet Wipes?
After going #2, do you regularly use wet wipes/baby wipes to clean your bum?

Do you regularly follow/watch Major League Baseball?
Do you regularly follow/watch Major League Baseball?

Do you "arrange" your paper money?
Do you typically arrange your paper money/bills to face the same direction and by denomination in your pocket or wallet?

Do you have any bumper/window stickers on your vehicle?
On the vehicle you drive most often, do you have any bumper/window stickers?

Have you ever gone to a movie theater alone?
Have you ever watched a movie in a theater by yourself?

Do you use a freshly laundered towel every time you bathe/shower?
Do you use a freshly laundered towel every time you take a bath or shower?

Do you regularly go to garage/yard sales?
Do you regularly go to garage/yard sales?

Do you use coupons when grocery shopping?
When shopping at a grocery store, do you typically use coupons?

Have you ever bought something from an infomercial?
Have you ever bought something from an infomercial?

Do you run your washing machine when nobody is home?
Do you do laundry (in a washing machine) even when there is nobody home?

Do you write in cursive or print?
When writing, do you typically write in cursive or do you print?

Regular or diet soda?
When you drink soda/pop/soft drinks, you you usually opt for diet (sugar free) or regular?

Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?
When preparing for the wipe, do you crumple up the toilet paper in a wad or do you fold/roll it neatly?

Do you own a firearm that you keep in your home/vehicle?
Do you own a firearm that you keep in your home/vehicle?

Do you believe you have ever seen a ghost?
<br>Have you ever seen a ghost? Scary or not scary, one that moves or one that is stationary, one that makes noise or one that is silent...

Do you have a vanity license plate?
Do you have a vanity/custom license plate on any vehicles that you own?

Do you usually watch TV while eating a meal?
Do you usually watch TV while eating a meal?

Do you shave in the shower/bath?
When you shave, do you normally do it in the shower/bath?

Have you ever eaten while sitting on the toilet?
Have you ever eaten while sitting on the toilet?

Do You Kiss Your Significant Other Daily?
Do You Kiss Your Significant Other Daily?

Are you a fan of NCAA/College football?
<strong><em>Are you a fan of NCAA/College football?</em></strong>

Orange Juice… pulp or no pulp?
When you drink orange juice, to you prefer pulp or no pulp?

Do you regularly use Facebook?
Do you have a Facebook account and regularly check or update your "wall"

Do you pee in front of your significant other?
Do you pee in front of your significant other?

Do you typically untie your shoes before taking them off?
Do you typically untie your shoes before taking them off?

Do you store opened ketchup in the refrigerator?
Do you store opened ketchup in the refrigerator?

If given the choice, would you rather go to the beach or a pool?
If given the choice, would you rather go to the beach or a pool?

When you fill up your vehicle with gas, do you typically wash your windshield?
When you fill up your vehicle with gas, do you typically wash your windshield?

Do you brush your teeth with cold or warm/hot water?
Do you brush your teeth with cold or warm/hot water?

Do you fold your underwear?
When putting your underwear away after washing, do you fold them?

Do you turn on the light if you wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee?
Do you turn on the light if you wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee?

Do you prefer your bacon crispy or non crispy?
Do you prefer your bacon crispy or non-crispy?

Do you watch/follow the Little League World Series?
Do you watch/follow the Little League World Series?

Do you prefer to sleep in complete darkness?
Do you prefer to sleep in complete darkness?

Do you knowingly/purposefully speed while driving?
Do you knowingly/purposefully speed while driving?

After a shower/bath, do you dry off inside the shower/tub or outside?
After a shower/bath, do you dry off inside the shower/tub or outside?

Do you regularly watch TV while eating meals at home?
Do you regularly watch TV while eating meals at home?

Do you wash new clothes before wearing them?
Do you wash new clothes before wearing them?

If you found $1K in an envelope in a store parking lot, would you turn it in?
If you found $1K in an envelope in a store parking lot, would you turn it in?

Have you ever had a one night stand?
Have you ever had a one night stand?

Do you say "bless you" when someone sneezes?
Do you say “bless you” when someone sneezes?

Do you dispense the toilet paper roll from the front/top or back/bottom?
Do you dispense the toilet paper roll from the front/top or back/bottom?

Do you dump the chip crumbs into your mouth when the bag is 'empty'?
Do you dump the chip crumbs into your mouth when the bag is 'empty'?

If you noticed that a stranger had food in their teeth, would you tell them?
If you noticed that a stranger had food in their teeth, would you tell them?

Bar soap or body wash in the shower/bath?
When you bathe/shower, do you typically use a bar of soap or a "liquid" body wash/soap to clean your body?

Do you always come to a complete stop?
Do you always come to a complete stop at a stop sign, even when there are clearly no other vehicles approaching?

Have you ever lied about being a virgin?
Have you ever lied about being a virgin (or not being one)?

Do you use the handicapped stall?
When using a public bathroom, do you usually use the larger, handicapped stall if it is available?

Do you regularly use Twitter?
Do you have a Twitter account and check it frequently?

Do you regularly get manicures/pedicures?
Do you regularly get a professional manicure/pedicure?

When you take your car in for service, do you remove the garage door opener?
When you take your car in for service, do you remove the garage door opener?

Do you wait in the stall until the bathroom is empty?
After finishing your business in a public bathroom stall, do you try to wait until everyone has left the bathroom before exiting?

When loading the dishwasher, do you put forks in facing up or down?
When loading the dishwasher, do you put forks in facing up or down?

Do you regularly follow/watch the summer Olympics?
Do you regularly follow/watch the summer Olympics?

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?
Have you ever stopped to pick up a hitchhiker?

Do you always see a doctor for an annual physical/checkup?
Do you always see a doctor for an annual physical/checkup?

Do you regularly go to church?
Do you regularly go to church/worship/religious services?

Brownies - Middle Piece or Edge Piece?
When eating the goodness known as brownies, do you prefer a middle piece or an edge piece?

In what order do you put on your socks and shoes?
When putting on shoes and socks, do you put on both socks first, or sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

Would you tell the waiter if a bottle of wine was left off your bill?
If you went out to a nice restaurant and the waiter forgot to add a bottle of wine that you ordered to the bill, would you tell them?

Do you regularly follow/watch the NBA playoffs?
Do you regularly follow/watch the NBA playoffs?

Can you speak more than one language?
Besides your native tongue, do you speak any other languages fluently (or at least conversationally)?

Are you a camper?
Do you regularly go camping? At least once a year for several days.

Cereal or milk in the bowl first?
When pouring a bowl of cereal, to you put the milk or the cereal in the bowl first?

Do you typically watch the MLB All-Star Game?
Do you typically watch the MLB All-Star Game?

Do you usually take home leftovers?
When you eat dinner at a restaurant, do you usually take home leftovers?

Have you peeked at your significant other's emails?
Have you ever read your significant other's emails without their knowledge?

Floss before or after brushing?
Do you floss your teeth before or after you brush them?

Do you have anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Do you have anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

Do you take a daily multi-vitamin/supplements?
Do you take a daily multi-vitamin and/or any supplements not prescribed by a physician?

Do you "wear" your cell phone?
Do you typically "wear" your cell phone on a clip, belt, lanyard, etc?

Have you ever spent a night in jail?
Have you ever, for any reason, spent the night in jail/prison/county lockup?

Do you print your receipt at the gas pump?
After filling your tank with gas, do you typically print the receipt from the pump?

Do you regularly drink coffee?
Do you drink coffee on a regular basis - say almost every day?

Have you ever walked out on a movie?
Have you ever walked out on a movie in a theater because the movie was so bad?

Do you drink bottled water?
Do you regularly drink bottled water when tap water is readily available?

Do you regularly brush/floss your teeth in a public restroom?
Do you regularly brush/floss your teeth in a public restroom?

Do you always wear your seatbelt?
As a driver or front seat passenger, do you always wear your seatbelt?

Do you return your shopping cart to the store?
Do you typically return your shopping cart to the store or cart corral?

Do you typically read on the toilet?
When you are sitting on the toilet for an "extended session", do you usually bring something to read?

Do you usually brush your teeth or shower/bathe first?
When "getting ready", which do you usually do first... brush your teeth or shower/bathe?

Have you ever bounced a check?
Have you ever written a personal check that bounced due to non-sufficient funds?

Do you require "white noise" to sleep soundly?
In order to get a good night sleep, do you need some white/background noise?

Do you remove your shoes on an airplane?
When flying, do you usually remove your shoes at any time during the flight?

Do you take your shoes off at a movie theater?
When watching a movie at a theater, do you usually remove your shoes at any time during the show?

Do you lay out your clothes for the next day?
Do you regularly lay out the clothes your are going to wear the next day before going to bed?

Do you close and lock your bedroom door when you sleep?
<strong>When you go to bed at night, how do you keep your bedroom door?</strong>

Do you light fireworks on the 4th of July?
Do you or the people you are with typically light fireworks on the 4th of July?

Do you regularly use Instagram?
Do you have an Instagram account that you check regularly?

Do you fly the American Flag on Independence Day (July 4th)?
Do you fly the American Flag on Independence Day (July 4th)?

Ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?
Do you prefer ketchup or mustard on your hot dogs?

Do you usually wash your hands after you pee?
Do you usually wash your hands after you pee?

Do you tip the housekeeping staff at a hotel?
Do you leave a tip for the housekeeping staff when you stay at a hotel?

Do you usually take the day off work for your birthday?
If you would typically be scheduled to work on your birthday, do you take the day off?

Have you ever stolen something from work?
Have you ever stolen something from work?

Do you face the shower when washing?
When washing your body in the shower, do you face toward or away from the shower head?

Do you like to sleep with the window open?
Weather permitting, do you like to sleep with the window open?

Do you lift your feet when crossing railroad tracks?
When you are in a vehicle that is crossing over railroad tracks, do you typically lift your feet?

Do you balance your checkbook in the register?
When balancing your bank account, do you manually make entries and do the math in your checkbook register?

Do you usually courtesy flush?
During your stay on the toilet for a #2, do you usually courtesy flush?

Fingernails... clip or file?
<strong>Do you clip your fingernails, file them or both?</strong>

Do you put your socks on while standing or sitting?
When you put your socks on, do you do it while standing or sitting?

Do you drive with your windows down?
When the weather is nice, do you regularly drive with your windows down?

Have you ever misled someone about your relationship status?
Have you ever led someone to believe you were "unattached" so you could hook up with them?

Do you prefer an aisle or window seat?
When flying in an airplane, do you prefer to sit in an aisle or window seat?

Do you brake with your right foot or your left?
Do you brake with your right foot or your left foot?

Do you fart in front of your significant other?
Do you fart in front of your significant other?

Do you drink the leftover cereal milk?
After eating a bowl of cereal, do you "drink" the leftover milk out of the bowl?

Do you have a stash of condiments in your car?
Do you keep packets of ketchup, mustard, salt, pepper, hot sauce, etc. in your vehicle?

Do you wash your hair or your body first?
When taking a shower or bath, do you usually wash your hair first, or your face/body first?

Do you wear a watch?
Do you regularly wear a wrist watch? Smart watches, fitness trackers that have a clock, anything that tells time...

Do you regularly watch porn?
Do you regularly watch porn? Movies, magazines, websites...

Do you have a nickname for your privates?
Do you (or your significant other) have a nickname for your "junk"?

Do you usually use the self-checkout at the grocery store?
Do you usually use the self-checkout at the grocery store?

Do you wipe forward or backward?
After going #2, do you wipe forward or backward?

Do you have a customized ringtone on your cell phone?
On your cellular phone, do you have a ringtone other than the default sound that comes with the phone?

Do you put down the lid before flushing?
After going #2, do you put the toilet lid down before flushing?
















































